1. It is so tough I feel like a goat when chewing and chewing and chewing
  2. People telling me I just don't know how to cook it
  3. It tastes like it's good for you and that's all it tastes lije
  4. No I'm wrong. It tastes like crabgrass
  5. Why not eat chard instead?
  6. Spinach is so much better
  7. The only vegetable it makes less sense to eat is rhubarb