I'm talking Matrix-style, like just have had it happened without taking a second out of my day
  1. Small talk w people and weed out the uninteresting ones
  2. Tweeze my eyebrows
    Or wax or thread or just otherwise manage while I go do other things
  3. Watch The Americans
    Everyone keeps telling me it's good but it looks like a yawn fest to me
  4. Call customer service
    I sometimes outsource this to my boyfriend when he's a little drunk - entertaining AND effective
  5. Vacuum
    Obv