Five Things I Wish Someone Else Would Do On My Behalf So I Wouldn't Have To

I'm talking Matrix-style, like just have had it happened without taking a second out of my day
  1. 1.
    Small talk w people and weed out the uninteresting ones
  2. 2.
    Tweeze my eyebrows
    Or wax or thread or just otherwise manage while I go do other things
  3. 3.
    Watch The Americans
    Everyone keeps telling me it's good but it looks like a yawn fest to me
  4. 4.
    Call customer service
    I sometimes outsource this to my boyfriend when he's a little drunk - entertaining AND effective
  5. 5.
    Vacuum
    Obv