Fry types, ranked

  1. 1.
    They're just so light n crispy but yet have substance. We literally hit 2 drive -thrus to get mcdonalds fries when we order an In'n'Out burger. Who cares if they're pumped with fake fry smell?
  2. 2.
    A good Belgian frites
    With mayo bitches #european
  3. 3.
    Curly fries
    So many sauce nooks!
  4. 4.
    Shoestring fries
    Practically strips of potato chips. Yum!
  5. 5.
    Waffle fries
    They're just not fries! Don't tell me those are fries. They're potatoes that are fried. Big difference. Does this look like a fry to you? Every other fry, the length to width ratio is high. Do we call hash browns fries? No! But they're still better than steak fries.
  6. 6.
    Steak fries
    Just no. Crisp to soft ratio - too low.
  7. 7.
    Crinkle cut
    Get your oven baked soggy freezer fries out of my face.