DUMB THINGS MY BEST FRIEND HAS SAID
- •'It's so hard being hot, everyone just wants to have sex with me'
- •'do people in Brazil speak Brazilian'
- •'Can all Pakistanis not swim, like can we just not do it'
- •'I wear tights at parties so that I can't get fingered- it's like a fanny guard'
- •'Do you think mixed race people know that they're mix race or do you think they might just think that they're really light skinned???'
- •'Is a second cousin your second oldest cousin?'
- •'I can seduce the dominos man into giving me free garlic sauce'