DUMB THINGS MY BEST FRIEND HAS SAID

  1. 'It's so hard being hot, everyone just wants to have sex with me'
  2. 'do people in Brazil speak Brazilian'
  3. 'Can all Pakistanis not swim, like can we just not do it'
  4. 'I wear tights at parties so that I can't get fingered- it's like a fanny guard'
  5. 'Do you think mixed race people know that they're mix race or do you think they might just think that they're really light skinned???'
  6. 'Is a second cousin your second oldest cousin?'
  7. 'I can seduce the dominos man into giving me free garlic sauce'