An ode to my roommate. Thank you for calming me down and building me up and being only slightly annoyed by my incessant nakedness. I cherish you deeply.
  1. This is my roommate, Mary
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  2. She is very important to me
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  3. Look how cute she is
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  4. We do a lot of fun things together
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  5. Mostly food-related
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  6. Sometimes laundry-related
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  7. She loves to hold dogs at the mall
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  8. And caress tiny apples
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  9. She is autumnal royalty
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  10. And knows how to rock a braid
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  11. She is a master of face swap
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  12. And is just about done with my shit
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  13. But is especially done with this shit
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  14. I'm not letting this gal go
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  15. I love you, Miss Mary
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