GRIEVANCES AGAINST MY ROOMMATE

This list has been a long time coming.
  1. Eats cereal 5 times a day
    This is fine like I get it but DON'T COVER THE ENTIRE FLOOR WITH SPECIAL K IM SCREAMING
  2. Has absurd hair extensions that she washes by hand and leaves them out to dry on my towel.
    I DON'T NEED YOUR SEAWEED LOOKING STRANDS ALL OVER MY LIFE
  3. Doesn't wash her hands
    EVER! DO YOU LOVE GERMS???
  4. Sprays all this stuff in her hair and it gets on the floor
    THEN I SLIP ON THE RESIDUE WTF
  5. Her boyfriend talks like Mickey Mouse
    NO FURTHER COMMENTS
  6. Spills beer on the carpet and then just leaves
    WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM CLEAN YO BEER
  7. Is randomly a background dancer in Chris Brown's upcoming music video, "Paradise"
    THIS ISN'T A PROBLEM IT'S JUST CONFUSING
  8. Essentially just trashes the room always
    DID NO ONE TEACH YOU TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF YOU ARE OUTRAGEOUS