GRIEVANCES AGAINST MY ROOMMATE
This list has been a long time coming.
- •Eats cereal 5 times a dayThis is fine like I get it but DON'T COVER THE ENTIRE FLOOR WITH SPECIAL K IM SCREAMING
- •Has absurd hair extensions that she washes by hand and leaves them out to dry on my towel.I DON'T NEED YOUR SEAWEED LOOKING STRANDS ALL OVER MY LIFE
- •Doesn't wash her handsEVER! DO YOU LOVE GERMS???
- •Sprays all this stuff in her hair and it gets on the floorTHEN I SLIP ON THE RESIDUE WTF
- •Her boyfriend talks like Mickey MouseNO FURTHER COMMENTS
- •Spills beer on the carpet and then just leavesWHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM CLEAN YO BEER
- •Is randomly a background dancer in Chris Brown's upcoming music video, "Paradise"THIS ISN'T A PROBLEM IT'S JUST CONFUSING
- •Essentially just trashes the room alwaysDID NO ONE TEACH YOU TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF YOU ARE OUTRAGEOUS