ME AT HALF MY AGE

Inspired by @nathanveshecco. This is late I apologize.
  1. I was 9.
  2. I looked like this
    So that was rough.
  3. I was in love with a boy named Daniel who was very short.
  4. I had a pink razor phone
    Everyone was jealous.
  5. My 5th grade teacher was fabulous. But whenever she wore purple, she was mean.
    What a mystery!!
  6. I was mega obsessed with the Jonas Brothers.
    Went to their show with signs that said: "Phone us, Jonas" with my phone number attached and "Nick- If you come over here, I'll give you this dollar" with a dollar attached.
  7. That is the end.
  8. I was only nine
    Cut me some slack