MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE
- •Napping anywhere at anytimeI just slept on the floor of my workplace and it was magic.
- •Writing songs about relationshipsI haven't mastered anthems because they kinda piss me off
- •Eating food with chopsticksI carry two pairs in my purse in case I have someone to impress
- •Giving adviceEven if it's occasionally unwarranted. And even if I have 0 background knowledge on the subject
- •Going to concerts in other states and making kickass trips out of itThen my mother gets mad at me for being frivolous
- •Saying stupid things that people pity laugh atBut I'll never stop!!!!
- •Being awkward and quirkyBut I'll never stop!!!