MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE

Ah yes
  1. Napping anywhere at anytime
    I just slept on the floor of my workplace and it was magic.
  2. Writing songs about relationships
    I haven't mastered anthems because they kinda piss me off
  3. Eating food with chopsticks
    I carry two pairs in my purse in case I have someone to impress
  4. Giving advice
    Even if it's occasionally unwarranted. And even if I have 0 background knowledge on the subject
  5. Going to concerts in other states and making kickass trips out of it
    Then my mother gets mad at me for being frivolous
  6. Saying stupid things that people pity laugh at
    But I'll never stop!!!!
  7. Being awkward and quirky
    But I'll never stop!!!