Every single one of my profile pictures is questionable at best.
  1. 1 One of the oldest profile pictures on my record.
    My eyes are so red and I'm so damn smug. What had I been up to honestly?
  2. 2 My hands had never been more jazzy.
    I'm also wearing many religious necklaces. Go Anna.
  3. 3 Big money
    $65?! Incredible!!!!
  4. 4 Aw yiss.
    Drinking water against a funeral home car.
  5. 5 The time I broke my neck?
    What was my angle here? Ha. Angle
  6. 6 The time I was a ghost?
    Ugh out loud
  7. 7 My true self
    Cheesing so hard I had to hold my mustache on
  8. 8 What could this mean?
    I think I wanted to leave it open for interpretation
  9. 9 Whose fingers are those?
    Who knows?
  10. 10 A picture clearly worth 1000 words
    I'm not looking at the camera and my brother looks like he's sobbing on the inside. Drew are you okay tell me the truth
  11. 11 A heavily edited photo of my stray baby hairs flying in the wind
    And by wind, I mean the blow dryer I had pointed at myself for dramatic flair.
  12. 12 A famous boy signed my hand!
    There's a crumpled napkin in my hair!!
  13. 13 Couple of the Year
    "Who is that guy?" you ask. "Merely the lead singer of Cobra Starship," I respond with a sly grin. "Who the hell is Cobra Starship?" you say next. "Shut up" is all I can muster.