MY BEST OLD PROFILE PICTURES
Every single one of my profile pictures is questionable at best.
- •1 One of the oldest profile pictures on my record.My eyes are so red and I'm so damn smug. What had I been up to honestly?
- •2 My hands had never been more jazzy.I'm also wearing many religious necklaces. Go Anna.
- •3 Big money$65?! Incredible!!!!
- •4 Aw yiss.Drinking water against a funeral home car.
- •5 The time I broke my neck?What was my angle here? Ha. Angle
- •6 The time I was a ghost?Ugh out loud
- •7 My true selfCheesing so hard I had to hold my mustache on
- •8 What could this mean?I think I wanted to leave it open for interpretation
- •9 Whose fingers are those?Who knows?
- •10 A picture clearly worth 1000 wordsI'm not looking at the camera and my brother looks like he's sobbing on the inside. Drew are you okay tell me the truth
- •11 A heavily edited photo of my stray baby hairs flying in the windAnd by wind, I mean the blow dryer I had pointed at myself for dramatic flair.
- •12 A famous boy signed my hand!There's a crumpled napkin in my hair!!
- •13 Couple of the Year"Who is that guy?" you ask. "Merely the lead singer of Cobra Starship," I respond with a sly grin. "Who the hell is Cobra Starship?" you say next. "Shut up" is all I can muster.