Inspired by @keira and so many other perfect humans
  1. Adele is the worst and I hate her
  2. Do you have any milk chocolate I can eat?
  3. Rick is not a good name for a horse
  4. I hope I get to live in Greeley, CO forever!!!
  5. Anna Banana? Wow! This is a really awesome and original nickname. You're the first person to call me that!
  6. Never play with my hair. Ever.
  7. Nighttime activities are for goofs.
  8. Alligators are no fun at all