POTENTIAL TOMBSTONE ENGRAVINGS

Inspired by @lame. Your list was not lame.
  1. Tried too hard to not try too hard
    A story as old as time
  2. Was a bafoon
    Yeah
  3. Weirdly into Shia LaBeouf
    Did not regret it
  4. Named her dogs stupid human names
    Did not regret this either
  5. Owned over 100 dresses
    Dress to impress, amiright
  6. Pissed everyone off with her weird slang
    Ha
  7. Wouldn't stop singing her feelings
    A gift to the world honestly