THE BEST QUOTE YOU'LL EVER HEAR

I lead a small group of middle schoolers and it's so lovely and fun. Below, you will find the dialogue between Blakely and her best friend, Olivia, about Olivia's drama-free crush, Ben.
  1. B: Ben's kinda a nerd.
  2. O: No, he's not!
  3. B: He was an Angry Birds backpack charm.
  4. O: I know. It turns me on.
  5. Fin.
  6. I screech-laughed for at least 20 minutes no lie.