THE TRACKLIST FOR MY NEW ALBUM
Love this request. V honored.
- •Eating Fruit Snacks @ 1:44 amClassic. Everyone relates
- •I'm In Love With So Many GuysTimeless. Each verse is about a different man and the song lasts for 14 minutes
- •My Dad SucksHeartbreaking slow jam
- •Just Five More MinutesA song about sleepin
- •My Roommate Is BaldPeople think this one is a parody but it's NOT. I'm no Weird Al. This is my life
- •Wish I Was Somewhere ElseAnother classic.
- •Fell In Love At An Art MuseumPeople will play this at their weddings for decades
- •I'm Late To This EventPeople play this when they're late as a hilarious ice breaker.
- •Lipstick On My TeethAlways stuck in everyone's head. So damn catchy. Never leaves just like the liPSTICK ON MY TEETH
- •George LopezThe love song of our generation
- •Clammy HandsCool. Upbeat. Only a little embarrassing when it starts playing as your ringtone.
- •Slow ClapUnironically incredible
- •Staring At You From Across the RoomEndearing and not at all creepy
- •HedgehugA tribute to the greatest book I've ever read about two hedgehog pals who can't hug each other because they're too prickly ❤️