THINGS THAT HAVE OCCURRED IN MY HOMETOWN SINCE I DEPARTED
Ranked by how sad I am that I missed it
- •A moth epidemicThere were more moths than there had ever been I guess? I got snapchat videos of them covering the outside of houses. I am NOT sad to have missed it.
- •The weird clown thing?All that nonsense with the clowns that I'm still confused about??? Idk there was a threat at one of our high schools and my friends saw clowns and they were scared. I am also NOT sad to have missed it
- •A small scale earthquakeIt was a 3.1 on the Richter scale. Might've been cool to experience? I'm unsure. I'm a LITTLE sad to have missed it because I was out of town for the last one too and I've always wanted to know how it felt.
- •Donald Disgusting Trump visited my universityWTF GET THAT SCUM OFF MY HOMETOWN PROPERTY HIS PRESENCE THERE PROBABLY RUINED ALL MY HAPPY MEMORIES IM SO ANGRY HE SAID SUCH TRASHCAN THINGS. I AM SO HAPPY I WAS OUT OF THE COUNTRY SO THAT I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT FILTH OF A MAN