Other People

  1. This one time at the McDonald's drive-thru at like 6:30 AM the cashier exclaimed to me "It's a great day because I got my nails done last night and they look FAB!"
    And I could tell she really meant it
  2. This one time I was at Starbucks and I overheard a barista say, "Which name should I give this cup?"
    And that's when I understood what's really going on
  3. This one time two guys were walking in front of me and one guy stopped dead in his tracks and looked all sad and said "I'll never go into space" and his friend waved his arms around and stage-whispered "YOU'RE IN SPACE RIGHT NOW"
    And he's my hero