I AM A PARODY OF MYSELF

In the last 2 days...
  1. I wore this outfit
  2. My article about listening to NPR went live
  3. I bought this CD
    So I can listen to them when my phone is low on data
  4. I got a job at a local coffee shop
  5. I am a writer who listens to NPR and folk music in the car who also works at a coffee shop.
  6. Goodbye