THINGS I AM AFRAID OF

  1. Being stabbed through my shower curtain
  2. Living in a world without streaming TV
  3. Losing my retainer
    I never wear it. Still afraid.
  4. Somebody (a ghost) grabbing my feet should they stick out from under the covers (they never do)
  5. A worldwide olive oil shortage/outage
  6. A worldwide coconut Chapstick shortage/outage
  7. The day I stop dreaming I'm Blair Waldorf