THOUGHTS I HAD WATCHING THE SUN RISE FROM MY BED AFTER NOT SLEEPING ALL NIGHT

In direct quotes
  1. "This isn't really happening"
  2. "Sometimes dreams are just like hyper realistic so I'm probably totally asleep but I just think I'm awake and I'll be super well rested tomorrow"
  3. "Literally why me"
  4. "Maybe I won't be that tired tomorrow"
  5. "If I go to sleep right now, I'll have like 3.3 hours of sleep which I mean is like a good nap and good naps are always energizing"
  6. "Okay now it's 3.2 hours"
  7. "Leave me here to die"
  8. "Death is just like prolonged sleep which tbh I could go for rn"
  9. "Now my room is filling with light super"
  10. "Maybe if I cry I'll get to sleep faster"
  11. "If I had those remote control blinds from Kate Hudson's house in the Holiday this wouldn't even be an issue"
  12. "If I was Kate Hudson in general this wouldn't be an issue"
  13. "Is Fabletics really a scam?"
  14. "I could use more workout clothes"
  15. "Maybe if I worked out I could go to sleep"
  16. "Maybe I'll never sleep again and this is my super power"