5 THINGS I SAY WHEN I'M DRUNK

I'm hardly ever drunk, but when I am, it's always only exclusively with people I'm comfortable with
  1. "I need to pee."
  2. "I want to eat mashed potatoes/dim sum."
  3. "What time are we gonna leave???"
  4. "YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!!!"
  5. "Hehehehehe"