I am the sovereign ruler of this nation
  1. When things get too damn hard and you just make a list instead
    Oh look, I shall rant on the list app!!!
  2. Going on Facebook and watching funny videos
    To distract myself from the impending doom that is Monday
  3. Hating that the water here makes my tea taste weird
    Which is strange considering that I'm in the land of tea????
  4. Also the water makes me lose A LOT of hair
    I'm going bald soon