1. Watching all seasons of faking it within 24 hours
  2. Spending copious amounts on vegan cheesecake and brownies
  3. Saying I'll do something at a certain time and then missing that time on purpose ("I'll start doing work at 8:00, *7:59 looks at clock* *ignores on purpose* "whoops, 8:01 better wait till 8:30" repeat process)