STUFF THE 5YEAR OLD I BABYSIT SAYS TO ME
- •Why are you wearing glasses?I ran out of contacts and I have not reached the adult part of my life yet where I can order them on my own.
- •You shouldn't wear glasses. They don't look good on you.Okay, first I didn't even ask you, but second I appreciate your unwavering honesty.
- •Why are you wearing glasses?This was 2 months later. Still hadn't ordered contacts.
- •Why don't you just order more contacts?Genius