STUFF THE 5YEAR OLD I BABYSIT SAYS TO ME

  1. Why are you wearing glasses?
    I ran out of contacts and I have not reached the adult part of my life yet where I can order them on my own.
  2. You shouldn't wear glasses. They don't look good on you.
    Okay, first I didn't even ask you, but second I appreciate your unwavering honesty.
  3. Why are you wearing glasses?
    This was 2 months later. Still hadn't ordered contacts.
  4. Why don't you just order more contacts?
    Genius