As inspired by my utter failure in finding holiday party outfits
  1. Heather gray crewneck sweaters
  2. Oversize, boxy heather gray sweaters
  3. Heather gray sweater mini dresses
  4. Heather gray crop tops
  5. Metallic midi skirts
  6. 100% sequin minidresses
  7. Fair isle sweaters
  8. Things inexplicably made out of neoprene
  9. Really itchy cashmere scarves that cost $200