Things to do instead of writing a Masters thesis

  1. Watch a mildly interesting Ted-x lecture
  2. Sit in the living room and worry about the thesis
  3. See what that girl you worked with seven years ago is doing these days
  4. Worry about the thesis
  5. Instagram
  6. Worry about the thesis and start cooking dinner
  7. Repeat these simple steps until you can't stand straight due to stress