1. You can wake and bake
  2. You feel special and fancy
  3. You feel proud that you are up and well-dressed
  4. You can chat and pretend you are rich
  5. You can get drunk off bottomless mimosas and bloody Mary's
  6. You can stuff you face with bacon, eggs, biscuits, grits, hash browns, waffles, etc.!!!
  7. Then you can go back to sleep because it's Sunday!