A road to recovery
  1. Wake up
  2. Talk about how hungover you are and what embarrassing things you did last night
  3. Tell someone else how hungover you are
  4. Shower
  5. Advil
  6. Drink water
  7. Try eating a plain bagel
  8. Maybe vomit?
  9. Coffee
  10. More booze
    Bloody Mary, mimosas, tequila shots?
  11. Brunch
  12. Watch other people eat but it's too hard to join
    Suggested by @richiematus
  13. When all else fails go to bed and start again tomorrow