Things People Have Said To Me Today And It's Not Even Noon

  1. I'm fascinated by your international cat burglary situation.
    -girl I work out with
  2. You look so different on social media with your hair nice and wearing a dress.
    -girl I work out with
  3. You need a new boyfriend.
    -Lyft driver
  4. You're the funniest girl in this office.