Proof My Life Is a Short Story
- •Today, I started choking immediately while being filmed eating lunch
- •At my first business lunch, I neglected to tell my host she had a peppercorn in her teeth. After an agonizing hour, I went to the ladies room to discover I did, too.
- •As a kid, I learned the map of the U.S. upside down, from a puzzle I did sitting across from my mom. Florida and Texas, up there...
- •Underneath my clothes, I'm actually covered in scales (h/t Bridget Jones)
- •I found my man as soon as I actually believed I'd be fine without him (young adult fiction version)