Proof My Life Is a Short Story

  1. Today, I started choking immediately while being filmed eating lunch
  2. At my first business lunch, I neglected to tell my host she had a peppercorn in her teeth. After an agonizing hour, I went to the ladies room to discover I did, too.
  3. As a kid, I learned the map of the U.S. upside down, from a puzzle I did sitting across from my mom. Florida and Texas, up there...
  4. Underneath my clothes, I'm actually covered in scales (h/t Bridget Jones)
  5. I found my man as soon as I actually believed I'd be fine without him (young adult fiction version)