Favorite Lines From This Week's Frequent Flyer
What other grocery store is so brilliantly funny?
- •"Who is their right mind sells three feet of sausage at a time?"
- •"The marbled effect your eyes will behold." So poetic!
- •All of this.
- •"That's right, we said ham markets- and that's not a euphemism for comedy clubs."
- •"Grand Blue. A Cheese that is Blue"
- •"It's not the most beautiful thing you'll see this holiday season..."
- •"And so... We've done it. Another candle."