Favorite Lines From This Week's Frequent Flyer

What other grocery store is so brilliantly funny?
  1. "Who is their right mind sells three feet of sausage at a time?"
  2. "The marbled effect your eyes will behold." So poetic!
  3. All of this.
  4. "That's right, we said ham markets- and that's not a euphemism for comedy clubs."
  5. "Grand Blue. A Cheese that is Blue"
  6. "It's not the most beautiful thing you'll see this holiday season..."
  7. "And so... We've done it. Another candle."