What other grocery store is so brilliantly funny?
  1. "Who is their right mind sells three feet of sausage at a time?"
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  2. "The marbled effect your eyes will behold." So poetic!
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  3. All of this.
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  4. "That's right, we said ham markets- and that's not a euphemism for comedy clubs."
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  5. "Grand Blue. A Cheese that is Blue"
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  6. "It's not the most beautiful thing you'll see this holiday season..."
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  7. "And so... We've done it. Another candle."
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