HERE'S EVERYTHING I DID BEFORE WORK THIS MORNING
TGIF AM I RIGHT YOU GUYS
- •Woke up at 4 a.m.Not by choice and thanks to birds.
- •Watched Veep.LOVE Veep.
- •Fell back to sleep and dreamt about-- who cares.Nobody cares about anybody's dreams. THEY'RE NOT EVEN REAL.
- •Woke up at 715, checked email, Twitter, FB, Insta, this thing, my Kim Kardashian gameDuh.
- •Got ready.Horray!
- •Acquired donut and coffee.Fuel.
- •Listened to "Everybody Wants To Rule the World" while acquiring donut and coffee.
- •Made eye contact with a handsome fellow in line.Realized he had a dollar sign tattoo on his leg and hopes were dashed.
- •Got home and realized cream in coffee had curdled.
- •Screamed at the sun.
- •And now it is 830.