HERE'S EVERYTHING I DID BEFORE WORK THIS MORNING

TGIF AM I RIGHT YOU GUYS
  1. Woke up at 4 a.m.
    Not by choice and thanks to birds.
  2. Watched Veep.
    LOVE Veep.
  3. Fell back to sleep and dreamt about-- who cares.
    Nobody cares about anybody's dreams. THEY'RE NOT EVEN REAL.
  4. Woke up at 715, checked email, Twitter, FB, Insta, this thing, my Kim Kardashian game
    Duh.
  5. Got ready.
    Horray!
  6. Acquired donut and coffee.
    Fuel.
  7. Listened to "Everybody Wants To Rule the World" while acquiring donut and coffee.
  8. Made eye contact with a handsome fellow in line.
    Realized he had a dollar sign tattoo on his leg and hopes were dashed.
  9. Got home and realized cream in coffee had curdled.
  10. Screamed at the sun.
  11. And now it is 830.