1. Watch show
  2. Develop crush on character
  3. Google actor
  4. Google marital status of actor
  5. Google actor's name + "divorce"
  6. Google's actor's name + "girlfriend"
  7. Google actor's name + my name (because maybe he was Googling me)
  8. Google every project actor was in
  9. Watch the good ones
  10. Look forward to life with actor when he meets and ultimately falls in love with me
  11. Stumble upon new show
  12. Repeat