THOUGHTS ABOUT TURNING 30 ...APPROX 51 MINUTES AGO
- •I'm 30!
- •Just like Mary Tyler Moore in the series finale!
- •What do I have to do now?
- •Do I start calling pants "slacks"?
- •How many of my crushes will message me to wish me well?
- •Why hasn't that one guy followed me back on Instagram?
- •But whatever! THIRTY!
- •GOODBYE TWENTIES DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN YOUR CRUEL HEART ON THE WAY OUT
- •But thanks for everything