THOUGHTS ABOUT TURNING 30 ...APPROX 51 MINUTES AGO

  1. I'm 30!
  2. Just like Mary Tyler Moore in the series finale!
  3. What do I have to do now?
  4. Do I start calling pants "slacks"?
  5. How many of my crushes will message me to wish me well?
  6. Why hasn't that one guy followed me back on Instagram?
  7. But whatever! THIRTY!
  8. GOODBYE TWENTIES DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN YOUR CRUEL HEART ON THE WAY OUT
  9. But thanks for everything