SHIT MY COWORKERS SAY

I work at a small-town newspaper with mainly crazy middle-aged women. These are their stories.
  1. "You guys are the bad news bears."
  2. "I know this guy who got arrested for drunk driving his horse down a highway."
  3. "What's 6+4, 14?"
  4. "You are cray cray! Lol!"
    (a comment on this Facebook photo with my best friend)
  5. "Now I LOVE to pee in the woods."