The Worst Places in NYC

  1. The Union Square Barnes and Noble bathroom after work
  2. The Queens Trader Joe's parking lot on a Sunday night
  3. Lower East Side during St. Patrick's Day
  4. Murray Hill
  5. That train car that smells like poop. Because there's poop in it. You haven't seen it yet. But it's there.
  6. The first warm day at the standard Biergarten and there are checkered blue shirts as far as the eye can see