BREAK UP CLEAN UP FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND

When a boy attempts turn your world upside down but your girlfriends have got your back
  1. Pick up two California burritos (burrito with fries in it, the ultimate feast). One for your friend and one for you so she doesn't eat alone.
  2. Turn on "I don't fuck with you"
  3. Make a few drinks, release those emotions. Angry, sad, vengeful, all are welcome. This is a safe space.
  4. Open all the cookies and chocolate you can find in the house.
  5. Rate each dessert item by sampling them all. Categories include: presentation, texture, smell, taste.
  6. Listen to 35 songs for the over it part of your breakup now that you are fed and stable. https://open.spotify.com/user/129623282/playlist/5yMb8nWeeCrhBmIN9CVaVB
  7. Seance time: Write your exes name on a piece of paper, put that paper deep into your freeze to freeze them out of your prosperous life.
  8. Drink, dance, repeat.