Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

Dubbed queen of the screenshot, by me and only me...let's begin
  1. Twitter drafts
    I think I'm hilarious but will future employers?
  2. Started a cleanse today
    Can't stop looking at food instagrams
  3. Powdered sugar on fried chicken
    Have I mentioned this one before? God I'm hungry
  4. More food
    This cleanse blows
  5. Aka vomit water
    Smells and tastes as acidic as vomit so you are completely turned off of eating. Great plan
  6. Uping my game
    I need to class up my Instagram. Does this do it? I want it to say i try but I don't care
  7. Twitter
  8. Matching
    To everyone who asked if this was planned...was your conception?? Bc you're a fucking idiot and therefore your parents must also be idiots
  9. Seasonal depression in MAY
    Let's give a standing ovation to Seattle everyone. I haven't seen the sun in 3 weeks
  10. New fave dinner
    Saw this on the gram and have made 3 times. So gd good. I love it with lemon no cheese and walnuts
  11. If you're a sadting, I'm a sadting