Helpppp!!!! Plz
  1. Some character says something along the lines of "we're at defcon 5!!"
  2. And another character chimes in with "...actually defcon 5 is the lowest, defcon 1 is actually the worst"
  3. I have a feeling that it's Ben Wyatt in parks and rec, but that could be completely wrong, but that's the kind of 'vibe' of the quote in my head