RELATIONSHIP STATUS:

  1. Agreed to share a king sized bed with a girl-friend (rather than a room with 2 queen beds) because the room had a balcony and ocean view
  2. Said view
  3. The bartender at my all-inclusive resort asked, where my friend is? (At the gym) and if I'm already tipsy?? (Yes.)
  4. I can still feel the scratchy tingle of your scruff on my lips and I like it
  5. Ordered Panera rapid pick up from the parking lot so I wouldn't have to talk to anyone
  6. Swiped right on an ad on Tinder because it was for the show Insecure
    and messaged Issa back and pretended it was really her
  7. Swiped right on an ad on Tinder because it was for the show Insecure
    and messaged Issa back and pretended it was really her
  8. Swiped right on an ad on Tinder because it was for the show Insecure
    and messaged Issa back and pretended it was really her