Signs From The Universe That I'm Not Supposed to Work Out Today
- 1.My brother picked me up the wrong type of yogurt for my pre-workout snack
- 2.I spilled my water bottle all over my crotch on the drive to the gym, making it look like I either peed myself or have a super sweaty crotch. Tbh idk which is worse.
- 3.My favorite elliptical was taken when I walked in.
- 4.I almost dropped my phone, I managed to catch it against my chin but I think I have a bruise now.
- 5.I dropped my phone in the toilet. It seems to be okay but will be keeping an eye on it overnight.
- 6.If you don't hear from me, please inquire whether or not I am trapped under the squat bar