Signs From The Universe That I'm Not Supposed to Work Out Today

  1. 1.
    My brother picked me up the wrong type of yogurt for my pre-workout snack
  2. 2.
    I spilled my water bottle all over my crotch on the drive to the gym, making it look like I either peed myself or have a super sweaty crotch. Tbh idk which is worse.
  3. 3.
    My favorite elliptical was taken when I walked in.
  4. 4.
    I almost dropped my phone, I managed to catch it against my chin but I think I have a bruise now.
  5. 5.
    I dropped my phone in the toilet. It seems to be okay but will be keeping an eye on it overnight.
  6. 6.
    If you don't hear from me, please inquire whether or not I am trapped under the squat bar