1. Yesterday I learned something new about myself
  2. If you put me in front of any sort of high stakes competitive event I will become interested
  3. Because yesterday I watched GOLF
  4. GOLF people. aka the single most boring sport I could possibly think of and have never ever watched before
  5. But I watched about the last hour of the Masters last night when it was down to the wire and it was technically possible but unlikely for Spieth to make that comeback
  6. And I was INVESTED
  7. I didn't turn it off until he had to put that green jacket on the other dude cuz DRAMA