REASONS I'VE GONE INTO THE PANTRY AT WORK IN HALF AN HOUR

  1. To try to get coffee
    But someone was using the machine so I just got water instead
  2. To throw out my banana peel
    But I didn't stay to make coffee because too many people were in the room
  3. To actually make coffee
  4. To get a napkin because I spilled my coffee
  5. To throw out my coffee cup
    And take candy from a Halloween bag on the way out
  6. To steal hot chocolate packets and band aids
    Because I get paid $12 an hour