Thoughts while golfing.

I do not golf very often, and for good reason. Today I played for the first time in a while.
  1. Please let me hit the ball.
  2. Ouch my hands hurt.
  3. Woah people really know how to mow.
  4. I hope I don't fall out of the golf cart.
  5. I wonder if I'm being too loud.
  6. Oh wow! The ball went up in the air.
  7. Oh water! I wonder how many balls I'll lose on this hole...
  8. Golf courses are so pretty.
  9. I wonder what snack I'll get when this is over.