1. Social media
    It ain't gonna stalk itself
  2. Shopping for seasonally inappropriate footwear
    That's surprisingly not on sale??
  3. Getting a price quote on a rental truck for when I move to Chicago
    Proceeding to vomit from cost
  4. Pooping
    Too many times
  5. Googling pictures of celebrities
  6. Literally counting down the minutes until I can leave
  7. Texting my friends overly dramatic pleas for freedom
    To which I receive no response
  8. Picking and chewing at my nails incessantly
    Probably grossing everyone out, idc
  9. Overestimating my remaining energy and planning out the rest of my evening
  10. Posting lists
    Like this one!