1. Boys who wear Nutri-shop T-shirts
  2. Boys who customize their sperries
  3. Boys who drink more than a gallon of water a day
  4. Boys who consider themselves alpha males
  5. Boys who consider themselves beta males
  6. Boys who label themselves as any letter of the Greek alphabet
  7. Boys who can bench more than the bar
  8. Boys who have seen "Moneyball" at least twice
  9. Boys who don't have more than one Instagram account
  10. Boys who neglect shoulder day