Inspired by @lame bc these are the best and the worst of my sexual encounters
  1. He who shall not be named 💀
    Comparing a sexual partner to Lord Voldemort like ok
  2. That guy who offered me gas money to hook up
    That's not a joke, it really happened
  3. Cokeboy
    Who was the worst ever
  4. Virgin
    Because that time I became a virgin slayer
  5. The butt guy
    It was one time and I was blackout OKAY
  6. That guy I fucked on a car
  7. The Satanist
  8. Bad Zack/ Good Zach
    Because I had to tell the difference between the two