WAYS I'VE AVOIDED PRODUCTIVITY TODAY

  1. Laid on top of my clean, unfolded laundry in fetal position
  2. Made old sweaters new with a battery operated fabric shaver
  3. Played with my hair (carpal tunnel?)
  4. Hunted a spider with a fly swatter long after he got away
  5. Sat on the toilet googling spiders for 45 mins after I finished peeing
  6. Googled carpal tunnel
  7. Stared into the fridge til the alarm went off
  8. Made a 90s rap video in the reflection of a thrown away television that I found in the street
  9. Bought an ice mask on Amazon
  10. Started drinking