PEOPLE WHO ARE ON THE PLANE FROM BERLIN TO AMSTERDAM AT 0920 IN THE MORNING

*applause after landing*
  1. Posh women dressed a la Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen with long drapery of clothing "bags" hanging from their person mostly in the gray-black scale of colors
  2. Actual humans who put HATS and JACKETS in the overhead bin like they're the Royal Queen and King of Easy Jet Airways
  3. Couples...loads of couples that seem like popular Instagram accounts come to life
  4. People wearing sunglasses..too bright for lil baby eyes or they are blind or they are part cat and attempting to hide (typical cat)
  5. Lower level secret spies (who don't have the clearance for private jets) from different countries just on their regular spy mission traveling to their next secret spy locations
  6. People coming home from an impromptu trip to tell someone they love them (Greg wasn't ready to commit last week but he knows he can't move on with his life without Diane! Diane is THE ONE!) ...but then Diane said she can't be with someone who's an indecisive asshole and can't get along with her mom so Greg went back home
  7. People disguised as flight attendants
  8. People farting (everyone)