THE FEELINGS YOU FEEL WHEN YOU FIRST LAND IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY
Is my phone going to work? HEY HEY IS MY FUCKING PHONE GOING TO WORK?
- •No, really, I know my phone isn't going to to work WORK BUT why can't I dial into the airports WIFI while the plane is pulling up to the gate COME ON
- •OKAY OKAY I ALSO HAVE TO SIGN IN, GIVE YOU MY EMAIL AND MY FLIGHT NUMBER TO ACCESS THE WIFI WHILE GOING DOWN SIX SETS OF ESCALATORS THIS IS FUN
- •Yay! Got WIFI! Yay! Yay! Yay! Text! Text! Text!
- •Nooooooooo HOW DARE YOU AIRPORT TRAM STEAL MY SWEET ACCESS TO HUMAN CONTACT
- •CUSTOMS OFFICER: "what are you going to be doing in Berlin?" ME: "having fun?" CUSTOMS OFFICER: *disapproving stare* ME: "monuments! HISTORY!" CUSTOMS OFFICER: *STAMP*DONT ASK AN OPEN ANSWER QUESTION IF YOU DONT WANT AN OPEN ANSWER ANSWER
- •YES THANK YOU AIRPORT DEMONS I DO NEED TO DECLARE SOMETHING ...I DECLARE THAT this airport is my prison and I will miss all of you.