THE FEELINGS YOU FEEL WHEN YOU FIRST LAND IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY

Is my phone going to work? HEY HEY IS MY FUCKING PHONE GOING TO WORK?
  1. No, really, I know my phone isn't going to to work WORK BUT why can't I dial into the airports WIFI while the plane is pulling up to the gate COME ON
  2. OKAY OKAY I ALSO HAVE TO SIGN IN, GIVE YOU MY EMAIL AND MY FLIGHT NUMBER TO ACCESS THE WIFI WHILE GOING DOWN SIX SETS OF ESCALATORS THIS IS FUN
  3. Yay! Got WIFI! Yay! Yay! Yay! Text! Text! Text!
  4. Nooooooooo HOW DARE YOU AIRPORT TRAM STEAL MY SWEET ACCESS TO HUMAN CONTACT
  5. CUSTOMS OFFICER: "what are you going to be doing in Berlin?" ME: "having fun?" CUSTOMS OFFICER: *disapproving stare* ME: "monuments! HISTORY!" CUSTOMS OFFICER: *STAMP*
    DONT ASK AN OPEN ANSWER QUESTION IF YOU DONT WANT AN OPEN ANSWER ANSWER
  6. YES THANK YOU AIRPORT DEMONS I DO NEED TO DECLARE SOMETHING ...I DECLARE THAT this airport is my prison and I will miss all of you.