(A sarcastic, albeit optimistic, perspective)
  1. No one else can stack the bowls quite like you can.
  2. That weird old meat thermometer gets put away clean.
  3. You get to spend a few more hours on your feet each day which, let's face it, must be toning your legs somehow.
  4. You can switch up the salad dressing by adding fresh basil and enjoy being the only one who knows it's there.
  5. You have full authority to select the liquid dish soap scent of your choice.