It Might Just Be The Meds But...

Basically, ACL surgery rehab is the work of Satan and this list is my coping method. Who needs therapy?
  1. 1.
    My mom is literally better than everyone else's.
    I mean, I knew that before, but it's especially prevalent now.
  2. 2.
    PSA: Everybody thinks crutches are fun, but they actually suck majorly. Don't do anything stupid that warrants use of them.
  3. 3.
    If there were ever a contest for the Most Capable Netflix Binger, it would definitely go to me.
    Parks and Rec. The Office. The Twilight Zone. Daredevil. Glee. My mom even has me watching some Nancy Drew show from the 70s, thus introducing me to the wonders of Shaun Cassidy. {Again, see Number 1.}
  4. 4.
    Addressing my ridiculous binging habits: the more meds I take, the better Season 5 of Glee gets.
    That was one helluva ride.
  5. 5.
    Now addressing my obsession with the Office: Jim and Pam FTW.
    That's all I have on that one. What else is there to be said?
  6. 6.
    They were talking about the Kardashians on the news this morning and I straight up changed the channel. Even when I have more free time than ever, I still have no time for them.
    Especially when they're just chilling in Cuba.
  7. 7.
    I've started watching those morning talk shows and I want to know why Kathie Lee and Hoda drink at 10:45 in the morning.
    Actually, given my present condition, I sympathize with them 100%. Keep it going.
  8. 8.
    Hamilton is making me more emotional than usual, which is saying something.
    Yeah, I'm one of those people.
  9. 9.
    I have actually started ignoring my friends deliberately. Nothing is wrong. I'm just doing it because I can. Feels good.
  10. 10.
    Follow up to #9: I want to be around people again, but at the same time I don't. Like, I want to feel needed, but I don't actually want to required to do anything. (???)
  11. 11.
    Amy and Tina are American treasures. Must protect at all costs. To be honest, I care about them more than 87% of the people I know.
    P.S. I got all this from watching their SNL highlights & Golden Globe montages and their work on Parks and Rec and 30 Rock.
  12. 12.
    I have never known more disappointment than hearing all my friends talk about the movie I've been waiting to see since last July.
  13. 13.
    I got so excited this morning when I heard that the Penguins beat the Caps that I just kinda screamed and waved my crutches around like I was signaling S.O.S.
    I was so pissed I couldn't go to school and gloat.